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Community Update: May 2025

🫘A Public Service Announcement from Conor:
Be Careful Out There

Over the years, I’ve made many public service announcements in this newsletter in an attempt to make life easier to navigate for us all. Normally, these announcements are immediately preceded by some mishap by yours truly. These have included speeding tickets I didn’t deserve, gas leaks that nearly blew my kitchen up, eye drop-induced temporary blindness, wrongdoings committed against me, and an assortment of idiotic moments. Well, I have another one. Catherine has gotten into eating a lot of beans recently. (Please, no jokes.) Red beans. Butter beans. White beans. Chickpeas. Black beans. You name it. She has fallen in love with a company called ‘The Bold Bean Co.’ for their posh beans. I would be too afraid to ask her if she loves me as much as those beans. They have these amazing recipes that are a taste sensation and are now a staple in the Heaney household. They are delicious. Several weeks ago, on a Sunday evening, Catherine was preparing dinner, and she asked me to open the big glass jar of chickpeas. The lid was a bit tight. I said ‘No problem honey’ and swooped into action, keen to impress her with my strength and not let those beans steal my thunder. That lid was really on there. Properly stuck. I sat at the kitchen table and flexed my biceps. To no avail. But Catherine wasn’t looking so it was fine. Ego still intact. I stood up and tensed my stomach and every muscle in my body and tried again. No joy. I realised it was time to stop messing around, so I went under the sink to get the marigold gloves. To be sure, I put both of them on. And I squeezed with all my might. At this point, I was sweating, red in the face and cursing expletives at this mo?!*$ %@!*?& jar. Catherine had now realised I wasn’t succeeding and asked me if I was ok. I just stood there panting. It was time to get medieval on this jar. I departed for the garage. In the garage I had all sorts of tools and also a pair of thicker black rubber gloves. I won’t go into the gory details of what happened in the garage that day, and thankfully, no one could hear my screams, but I wrestled with that jar, at times on the floor, for a good 15 minutes. I ran it under boiling hot water. I ran it under freezing cold water.  And it still defied me. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghh! I collected myself as best I could and walked back inside. With eyes down and my head hung low, I admitted to my wife that I had failed and could not open this jar. Catherine simply took the jar and, in one smooth movement, pierced the lid with a corkscrew. The vacuum seal released, and the jar was open. Glorious chickpeas were her reward. I could have cried. I didn’t know that was possible. I have never been defeated by a jar before. My hands were red, raw and a shaking wreck. The muscles in my right hand had formed into a claw shape, and I had to massage them back into life. It is now weeks later, and my hand is still not right. I confided in some friends that I had sustained an injury while failing to open a jar of posh chickpeas, and they accused me of having the most middle-class injury they ever saw. Who needs friends, eh? So I do recommend The Bold Bean Co. for great beans (www.boldbeanco.com) that taste superior in every way, but do not attempt to open these jars without a corkscrew nearby. They will rob you of your self-esteem, so don’t even try it. Corkscrew every time. Conor

🏃‍♀️ The Fastest Dispensing Optician in the West North

Taylor, our brilliant dispensing optician, took on the Manchester Marathon last month — and while the medal is impressive, it’s what happened on the course that really tells the story.

Around mile 24, just when most runners are digging deep to push through to the finish, Taylor came across another runner in serious distress. We’ll spare you the details (and let your imagination fill in the blanks), but it wasn’t pretty.
Without hesitation, she stopped and stayed with them for nearly 30 minutes, making sure they were okay before carrying on.

She sacrificed her chance to smash her personal best, but still crossed the line with a very respectable time of 5 hours and 2 minutes.

It’s the kind of thing that doesn’t show up on the results sheet, but says a lot about who she is. A true good Samaritan in running shoes.

She’s already signed up for the next one — and we’re excited to see what she can do when she’s not called into mid-marathon duty.

🇫🇷 The New Anne et Valentin Collection Has Landed. Don’t Miss Out!

If you’ve ever tried on a pair of Anne et Valentin frames, you’ll know they don’t do ordinary.

Colour, shape, attitude, every piece is designed to be expressive, joyful and full of personality. Which is probably why they’ve become such a favourite here at Jones And Co.

The good news? We’ve just had a huge delivery, and the drawers are now overflowing with new styles. From ultra-light titanium to punchy acetate shapes and colours you never knew you needed — it’s one of the best drops we’ve had in a while.

A few of our favourites have already made their way out the door.

Whether you’re after something subtle or something that makes a statement, come and see what’s new before they’re gone.

🚲 Did You Know You Can Rent a Brompton Bike in Manchester?

We didn’t either, until recently! But it turns out there’s a Brompton Hire point right here in Manchester, just near Piccadilly. So if you’ve ever fancied whizzing around the city on one of those clever little folding bikes, now’s your chance. Just pick one up, take it for a spin, and see why so many people swear by them. There really is no better way to get around town.

And if you fall in love with it? You might just win one.

We’re running a Friends & Family Referral Competition, and the prize is a limited-edition Brompton C-Line 6-Speed bike, worth £1,450.

Refer someone to Jones And Co., and you’ll both be entered to win. It’s beautifully engineered, built for the city, and could completely change how you get from A to B.

We’ve already had some amazing referrals, thank you if you’ve taken part.

Just ask your friend to mention your name when they book. That’s it. You’ll both be entered in the draw!

🗓️ Closing date: 30th June 2025

🌿 Calling All Green-Thumbed Glasses Wearers: Workshops from the Florist Behind Our Front Desk

Northern Flower — the lovely team behind the flowers in our practice — are now running hands-on creative workshops just around the corner in the Northern Quarter.

You can learn how to make a spring hand-tied bouquet, build your own terrarium, or even craft a flower crown. They’re relaxed, friendly, and ideal whether you’re into flowers, after a thoughtful gift idea, or just fancy trying something new.

If you’ve been to one of our events, you’ve probably already seen (or gone home with) one of their beautiful arrangements or potted creations. Their work has become a real favourite among clients, and now you can learn how to make your own.

Workshops are small and do book up quickly. You can even arrange a private session if you’ve got a special occasion coming up.

👉 See Northern Flower’s Workshops

🇪🇸 If You're After a Weekend Break with a Twist…

If you’re a lover of Spanish food, here’s a little opportunity you’ll want to know about. One of the team is heading to the Andalusian hills this September to cook for a small group of guests — and you’re invited.

Earlier this month, Rory (who works back of house, and looks after our marketing and design work) swapped his MacBook for a chef’s knife and cooked a seven-course Andalusian dinner at a boutique hotel in the hills of southern Spain.

It was a trial run for a three-day gastro weekend taking place this September, and a chance for ten lucky guests to be the first to try his take on the region’s flavours.

Before joining Jones And Co., Rory spent 16 years in the hospitality industry, and he jumped at the chance to show off his culinary skills in the kitchen once again.

So he’s going back — this time with a full weekend menu built around seasonal produce, clean Mediterranean flavours, and locally sourced specialities. It’s a small, intimate weekend, a handful of food-loving guests, a beautiful old house, and thoughtfully prepared food designed to make you fall a bit in love with Andalucía.

If that sounds like your kind of escape, you can contact the hotel directly for full details: almohalla51.com

🎸 Bruce Springsteen Chooses Jones And Co.

If you’re reading this update, you are officially a very important person in our eyes. And we intend to treat you like a VIP every time you come in. That said, sometimes a bona fide VIP (in the classic sense of the word, you understand) does wander into Jones And Co. and it definitely makes everyone’s heart go a-flutter.

We had a real corker of a celebrity encounter a couple of weeks ago. It was a Thursday afternoon, much like any other Thursday afternoon, when a man walked in with an American accent and spoke to Deepal. He said he and his friend is in town ‘on business’ and ‘his friend’ has broken his reading glasses, and he asked if we could repair them for his friend. And he needed the fix to be snappy because he was off to Paris early next week ‘on business’.

Deepal checked the glasses over and it was a bad break that would need to be sent away to a specialist lab that we use. But we could have them back on Monday. The American gent said Monday would be perfect. He left his address in Manchester as The Stock Exchange Hotel, around the corner from Jones And Co., and he was on his way.

On Saturday morning, the reading glasses arrived back from the lab, fully repaired and good to go. Taylor checked them over and thought she’d surprise our American friend by calling his hotel to let him know they were ready, ahead of schedule. But there was no answer at the hotel, which was strange. Not to be deterred from making a customer’s day, Taylor decided to just walk around to the hotel and leave a message for him.

The problem was she couldn’t get close enough to the hotel to deliver the message. There were throngs of people crowded outside the entrance. They were obviously camped out trying to catch a glimpse of some VIP. Not to worry – with some frantic waving through the window, and repeatedly calling the hotel on her phone, Taylor finally managed to speak to the concierge and pass on the message for their guest.

After the kerfuffle at the hotel, the gears started turning in the minds of the team. Shortly after that, the American ‘businessman’ returned to collect the glasses for his friend. He was pleased. At that point, Gareth sidled up to him and with all his Yorkshire charm said, “So, if you don’t mind me asking, who is your friend?” The man said “Come on, Gareth, you’re a smart guy. Can you not figure it out?” Gareth said, in a high-pitched, squeaky voice, “Bruce Springsteen?!” And the man said, “Yes, sir. That’s him.”

So, there you go. You now officially have the same optician as Bruce Springsteen. Tell your friends. You can dine out on a good story like that. In fact, I did, I took my wife Catherine out for dinner that very night, and the money Bruce Springsteen spent on his glasses repair covered the cost of one starter and a small glass of wine. But the money’s not important here. No, no. What matters is that, in his hour of need, we repaired The Boss’ reading glasses. Without his vision, poor Bruce would have been dancing in the dark. He didn’t come in for an eye test, though. Presumably, he didn’t want to be blinded by the light.

🎂 Birthday Bash Extravaganza!
(You Are Cordially Invited!)

It gives me great pleasure to invite you to our birthday bash and client get-together on 10th July. We’d love for you to join us. In order to top-trump any other possible plans for your Thursday evening, here’s how we will be whooping it up…

  • Cocktails from Manchester Legends Crazy Pedros – Manchester Margaritas and more!

  • Live performance Jazz singer Domonique – back by popular demand!

  • Local Tapas and Luxury Grazing Tables from Morgan at Cre-ate Events – indulge responsibly!

  • Birthday Cake from Manchester Master Bakers at The Buzzy Bee Bakery

  • Theo Eyewear Trunkshow – the eyewear guest of honour! See the newest collection of styles from Antwerp for the evening! Every style in every colour.

  • Giveaways and amazing prizes including a chance to WIN a Brompton Bike and an Oasis piece of art!

  • Get together with the Jones And Co. team and like-minded Jones And Co. clients.

  • Dress code! – Eyewear Chic / You Do You

 

Are you excited yet? I mean, come on, a Thursday evening at the opticians is the hottest ticket in town. Your friends will be clamouring all over themselves to convince you to bring them as your plus one. These will sell out faster than those Oasis gigs so don’t delay. RSVP below s’il vous plait.


RSVP and Bring A Friend!

We have 50 tickets available. RVSP to reserve your FREE place(s).

When – Thursday 10th July 5pm – 8pm 

Where – Jones And Co. Styling Opticians, 82 King Street

Hope you can join us! Email he***@******nd.co to request your tickets.

P.S. For Theo Fans! Styling sessions are also available with Monica from Theo (& The Jones And Co. Team) from 10am to 8pm. She will be bringing the full Theo collection from Antwerp. Just get in touch to book one of the Theo styling sessions if you want to explore the collection.

 🖼️ What's On In Manchester:
Tony Wilson Archive – First Ever Public Exhibition

📍 Smolensky Gallery, ABC Building, Quay Street
🗓️ 20 June – 31 July
🎟️ Free entry

 

Tony Wilson helped shape Manchester’s music and culture: co-founder of Factory Records, champion of Joy Division, New Order, Happy Mondays, and the man behind the Haçienda.

For the last 20 years, his personal archive has been packed away in museum storage. But this summer, for the first time, it’s being put on public display.

The Tony Wilson Archive Exhibition showcases letters, photos, artwork, and memorabilia, including new limited-edition prints made in collaboration with local artists.

That includes design studio DR.ME, two Salford lads known for their bold, playful work with everyone from New Order to Nike. They’ve helped bring the archive to life with a new series of risograph prints, made right here in Manchester.

The exhibition opened with a packed-out panel talk and some rare Factory Records tracks from Tony’s personal collection, a fitting tribute to a man who helped shape the sound and soul of this city.

If you’ve ever loved the music, the stories, or the spirit of Manchester, it’s well worth a visit. Get the details at www.smolenskygallery.com

 

 

🐶 It’s Not A Dog’s Life Anymore

Being a dog isn’t what it used to be. When I was growing up in Derry we had a springer spaniel called DJ and he was an outside dog. In so far as he lived outside. He could roam the nearby fields till his heart was content. And he slept in a kennel outside the back door. If it snowed, he’d be allowed into the utility room, but no further. If DJ ever made a break for it, into the inner sanctum of the house, my father would rally the children to chase him down and “put that bloody dog outside”. So I grew up thinking all dogs were outside dogs.

Today our family dog is treated like royalty by many people. My youngest son Ben is best buddies with Freddie the cockapoo, and he has recently bought a book titled “How To Make Your Dog #Famous”. Last year on holiday in France, in the middle of nowhere, we were minding our own business when Ben pointed to a family walking past with a ‘famous’ dog that he recognised from Tik Tok. It even had a little sign on its harness with all its social media accounts. It’s a brave new world.

And another thing. When my mother-in-law and father-in-law call my wife every Sunday evening for a weekly catch-up, I can hear them. They ask for any news. Then they ask how Catherine is. Then how the children are. Then, they ask how Freddie the cockapoo is doing. And only then, after enquiring after the dog with great eagerness, and just before hanging up, they throw in a token ‘Is Conor alright?’ So the dog has usurped me in terms of how interesting or important I am to other people.

Despite all that, Jones And Co. remains a dog-friendly business. We support and donate money to Guide Dogs for the Blind every year. But beyond that we welcome with open arms, any dog who comes along with their owner to Jones And Co. I certainly don’t rally the staff to ‘put that bloody dog outside!’ Times have changed. Instead the Jones And Co. team will fuss over, talk to, belly-rub, and in five minutes show more affection and emotional warmth to any dog, than I receive from them in a whole year. I’m not bitter though. See below for some Very Important Poochs.